Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of “The Limbo Edition” with your humble host, Rush Limbo. Buckle up, folks, because the circus on Capitol Hill just added a new act, and it’s juicier than a soap opera on steroids.

In today’s episode of “As the Swamp Turns,” we have the flamboyant Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, also known as AOC, squaring off against the formidable Marjorie Taylor Greene, affectionately called MTG. Now, if you’ve ever wondered what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, look no further. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of finger-pointing, loud accusations, and, apparently, a few cocktails.

According to the latest reports, the drama reached new heights when allegations of drinking flew faster than an empty promise at a campaign rally. That’s right, folks. The Left’s darling AOC accused MTG of being under the influence during their heated exchange. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve always suspected that some members of Congress might need a little liquid courage to get through their day. But to accuse MTG of tippling? Come on, AOC, what’s next? Blaming the weather on Republican climate policies?

As the accusations flew, the Capitol turned into a scene from a reality TV show, with more drama than a season finale of “The Bachelor.” And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, MTG fired back, denying the allegations and challenging AOC to a sobriety test. Folks, I haven’t seen this much excitement since Nancy Pelosi tried to pronounce “infrastructure.”

So, grab your popcorn and your favorite beverage because this political soap opera isn’t over yet. Tune in for more of the Capitol Hill shenanigans, brought to you by your favorite purveyor of truth and humor, Rush Limbo.